Dear Jon and John,
THE WORST THING EVER HAS HAPPENED. My darling bride, Virginia Braithwaite-Hat, has been ABDUCTED most cruelly! The only clue left was a note with the following drawing:
o.o
I believe it may be a pictorial rendering of handcuffs! Oh, to think of my sweetheart so roughly handled! It doesn't give me any jollies at all!
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